1. “My friend’s four-year-old interrupted his mom’s book club to ask if he could ‘Go upstairs and powder his balls.’”
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2. “My eight-year-old daughter announced to a crowded room that when she grows up she wants to be a prostitute. Turns out she meant ‘prosecutor.’”
“My eight-year-old daughter announced to a crowded room that when she grows up she wants to be a prostitute. Turns out she meant ‘prosecutor.'”
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4. “My four-year-old daughter walked out of our bedroom asking if she could have some of our ‘gum.’ She was holding a box of condoms.”
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5. “My youngest thinks it is very funny to fart as hard as he can. He’ll stare at me and lay out a string of four to six farts, then laugh and say ‘I farted.’”
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6. “It was so embarrassing.”
“My two-year-old has started yelling, ‘Help!’ in public when she doesn’t get her way. One time in a store my husband wouldn’t put her down because she was acting nutty, so she locked eyes with the nearest customer and yelled, “Help! Help!” It was so embarrassing.”
7. “We were at dinner with my incredibly conservative parents when my four-year-old son announced, ‘I have a vagina!’ Cue awkward silence.”
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